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MAGA Candidate Arrested for Masturbating Near a Preschool

police said they caught a man tugging his tallywhacker in a parking lot in a Ford F150 Near a Preschool.

the man police caught is Randy Gene Kaufman, a Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College District Governing Board.

According to a probable cause affidavit, a Maricopa County police officer in Surprise, Arizona noticed a truck inside a Rio Salado College parking lot on Oct. 4 at 4:29 p.m.taking up three parking spots with the engine running and decided to investigate.

“I immediately became alarmed as I saw [Kaufman] had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis. [Kaufman] was manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner,” the officer wrote. “[Kaufman] was engrossed in his activity and did not see me at the passenger side door. I was further alarmed as I saw a subject on a bicycle pedaling east approximately 8 feet by [Kaufman’s] driver’s side.”

The officer noted to Kaufman the close proximity of a preschool and asked him about it:

OFFICER: I saw you had your phone out while you were doing what you were. What was going on with the phone?

KAUFMAN: I was watching porn.

OFFICER: What kind of porn were you watching?

KAUFMAN: Interracial porn.

OFFICER: When you look around here what do you see?

KAUFMAN: The child center but I didn’t notice it until you came up and I got out of my truck. Are you going to put that in a report?

OFFICER: Don’t you see how alarming that is? That there are children nearby, people passing on bikes and In cars where they can look and see what you are doing?

KAUFMAN: I fucked up.

Kaufman appears to be an ardent supporter of former President Donald Trump, according to his Facebook page

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